Here it is, read and laugh (and admire my photogenicness that up until this article was published, I had no idea existed). It’s technically in two parts, but should read in two vertical columns. Oh, and there was a refer on the front page with my picture, as well. That’s not getting posted.  And I know they show up kind of funny and cut off, but if you click on them, I think it works better.  Sorry that a. it took so long and b. that it’s not the best quality!