That is the voicemail my mother left that greeted me when I returned to my friends’ apartment today after lunch.  Guess who is today’s Reader of the Week?  Luckily, it isn’t available online, but my dad did scan it into his computer and e-mail it to me, so I’ve already read and found several mistakes, grammar- and punctuation-wise, that were NOT my doing.  When I get back to New York Tuesday, I’ll post it on here.